Sorry Fellas, I Need To Go Back, I Forgot The Beer

Sometimes being the life of the party can be daunting. When making interesting conversation isn't cutting it anymore, you either have to bring a lot of booze or crash something into the pool. Driving a car into the pool can be expensive, so many people are switching to hurling themselves.

When flinging yourself into the pool becomes passe I'm not sure what you can do. Petty vandalism and arson seems like the next step, but I'd hold off until you run out of beer.