Intertunnelings Services Providings

I don't know about you guys, but I miss getting phone calls like this. I miss getting phone calls in general, but I switched to a new service provider for faster Intertunneling Providings and haven't given anyone my new number; I guess I'm partially to blame for that.

I well and truly miss getting phoned by call centers right as I sit down for dinner. I got used to eating everything cold because I'd get so many calls. They'd all start off the same way, "Excuse me sir, are you happy with your current internet service provider?"

I'd reply with the usual, "What are you wearing?" or maybe a nice, "When do you get off work? Why don't you come down and have dinner. I can give you a nice massage after."

Surprisingly, no one has taken me up on my offer, but I still set up a table for two in case anyone changes their mind. The spaghetti may be cold, but it's made with love -- and spaghetti.