Combat Juggling: For When Mime Fights Are Just Too Exciting

I'd really like to see a battle royal between every type street performer ever. Any kind of fight to the death involving jugglers, magicians, buskers, and mimes, would be preferable. If it could be filmed and then sold to the general public that would be even better. Everyone loves a good melee, especially when there's a good chance mimes will be harmed in the process.

I'd put my money on the magicians. They saw people in half for giggles, lord knows what hocus-pocus bull-crap they'll pull. Magicians are dorks, but they don't mess around.