Never Give Up, Never Surrender

I like this guy, he seems like he knows what he's talking about. Even if he doesn't, he says it with enough confidence to fool me. Then again, faking confidence works about the same as having it. He seems legit though, so I'll let it slide.

It's important to remember that no matter how bad things seem, there's always some poor dude waist deep in frigid water yelling pleasant things at no one in particular. Kind of like a slow kid at a pool party, except the Japanese guy probably won't wet himself.