(Warning: extra salty language with a side of flapjacks and maple syrup)
I really feel for the fellows in the video. I don't have any sisters, but if I did, I think I'd be even more protective than they were. While I'm sure that my father would have a thing or two to say about his daughters going out with hockey players, I don't know if he could speak with the same sort of candor as I would.
While calling someone a cotton-headed ninnymuggins should be more than enough to discourage them from getting fresh with your kin, sometimes you have to break out the big guns. This video is an excellent example of breaking out the big guns. Conversational big guns can stop a would-be scumbag dead in his tracks. Breaking out the big guns is what stopped the cold war. Regan called up Gorbachev and told him to cut the crap or he'd have to come over there and cut it himself. I haven't read many history books, but I'm at least relatively sure that's what happened. Either way, I'll chalk it up as a victory for the Western world. Regan probably called him Spotty a few times, just for good measure.
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