What's The Difference Between An Egg And A Filipino Boxer...

... your arms hurt a little bit after beating an egg.

This is one of the most unfortunate events in boxing since someone got around to telling Mike Tyson that he didn't own Tyson brand chicken, and that he needed to stop sending them letters demanding free chicken. I feel like boxing is descending to the same level of sports purgatory as professional wrestling where no one takes it seriously, and it can only be watched on pay-per-view. Well it's no great loss, I guess.

At least we can still watch bar-fights on YouTube for free.