I don't take my lion out to dinner anymore; he always eats the waiter and we can never get any good service. I don't take my lion to Men's Wearhouse either for similar reasons.
I know that the best way to pick up chicks is to dress well and flash a little cash, but many people forget that you get bonus points if you bring a cute pet. It's the reason dudes bring puppies and disabled family members to the beach. I assume bringing a lion to Indian Olive Garden will have a similar effect, but I don't think you're allowed to eat the busboy anymore.
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