Everything Is Better In Slow Motion, Even Warmed-Over Internet Barf

Kids these days and their mee-mees and their may-mays, I can't get out of bed in the morning without seeing one. Like pogs and everything else that kids have shoved up their noses for generations, meems will disappear into the ether like so many bad Intertunnel memories. We just need to band together and stop them ourselves. Maybe if we form some sort of commission or stop reproducing as a whole we can wipe out the ma-may menace.