Sri Lanka's Got Talent: Clarinet Edition

Now that's what I call mucus -- err music. Whiskey Coca Cola is the best thing to happen to popular music since Elvis discovered that teenage girls are really into guys who play the guitar and sing.  I can't wait to see Whiskey Coca Cola live at Coachella and Lollapalooza, they're going to bring the proverbial house down and steal all the ashtrays. The only thing left for them to play after that is the Superbowl halftime show, but they aren't nearly washed up enough to play there. You have to be at least ten years past your prime and you can't be any good to begin with.

These guys are in the perfect position. If at least one member gets into a tragic accident or mysteriously disappears they'll be on the top of the international charts in no time.