In Soviet Russia, Kite Flies You!

I don't think he meant to do that. The dude was out flying a kite, minding his own business, and then he got swept off his feet by a light breeze. It happens to the best of us, but he couldn't have been in a more unfortunate location. Other than hanging over a vat of rotating, acid-covered knives , there's not too many ways it could get worse.

I wasn't too worried though -- he was wearing his helmet, and that makes all the difference.