Leopards are the most Metal of all the felines. Perhaps I should clarify: If you could transform animals into music, house cats would be a mixture of smooth Jazz, Bossa Nova, and spy movie music. Leopards would be melt your face off, headbang till you're dead, vomit till you bleed out your eyeballs, Heavy Metal. Imagine a series of songs about raining blood, vivisections on small furry animals, and leaving the toilet seat up. That's what leopards are all about.
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