This Guy Is Nothing But Treble

Who the heck brought Bartók back from the dead. Why couldn't you bring back someone chill, like Debussy or Puccini? Enough of that Hungarian twaddle. If I wanted to have my head held underwater while being brutally bludgeoned, I'd go listen to some Dvorak; I don't need it here.

I came here to party, and the party is a lie. There is no party here, only angry eastern Europeans and Russians. Now, I'm not disputing a Russian's ability to party, I'm just saying that it's not my sort of party. That's a lot of party. Anyways, the Russian is not the issue here. The issue here, is that we have a surplus of atonal composers, and not nearly enough Ace Of Base. The world needs more Ace Of Base.