To be honest, you're only really in danger if you're made out of speaker cones. Speaker phones and tin foil seem to be the only explosive dangers. Then again you never know what the next fad will be with the kids these days. Before you know it they'll be sticking tiny speakers into their ears and pumping music directly into their heads. That concept sounds strangely familiar, I should try to get a patent on that.
Anyways, I like to store my microwave death beam with the coffee to give my victims a nice gritty flavor. There's no point if they just taste like regular old seared flesh.
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