It's Not The Fall That Kills You, It's The Sudden Stop At The End

It takes a certain kind of man to have a elegant fall. To hit the ground gracefully, is one of he greatest challenges imaginable. That's why we are currently holding our 2014 BSBFB Nasty Fall Competition. The winner will take home all the quarters in the company swear jar, which is a lot more than you would expect, and a lot less than our mothers would like.

Now here comes our first contestant; a Mr. Ryan from Mobile, Alabama. His entry was a little rough, because of all the drywall and insulation he had to go through, but he kept his head through the initial bash. While on the way down he performed a very impressive cul chute, while bracing for the inevitable impact. Then he stuck the landing in expert form, while retaining full control of his bodily functions. The ruling on the ground is that, "He did not wet himself, but we're going to continue to review the footage just to be sure he didn't poop a little."

Right now we're seeing 10s across the board from every judge except one. The Bulgarian judge only gave him a 6.2, but there's just no accounting for taste.