Remember kids, fireworks can't hurt you if you're drunk. Feel free to light them off your front porch. You can stand right under the explosions and watch until the cops come. When they finally arrive, offer them a beer and some fireworks, because they came to party. Deep down I think everyone wants to party.
We, over at the BSBFB, hope everyone had a great fourth of July. Our condolences to anyone who will forever be known as 'Lefty' after yesterday's festivities. Remember, today is your last chance to to stock up on fireworks for next year. On July 6th, every fireworks shop turns back into an abandoned Men's Warehouse.
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