You Call That A Shovel? This Is A Shovel.

I want one, no, I want three. I would empty my entire bank account to get my hands on one of these babies. Just think of all the yardwork you could get done. The weeds never stood a chance. The potato-chopping majesty of the combat shovel rules all. You can use it to trim your toenails, chop down a tree, or bludgeon your enemies. The Chinese army shovel puts the Swiss army knife to shame.

The shovel will guide us to victory if we simply allow it into our hearts. Shovel is love -- shovel is life.