Worst Movers Ever

People need to lighten up. When a nord starts throwing fruit at you, don't scowl and slink away. Embrace those bananas with open arms. Think of all the times you needed a banana, but there were none in sight. I bet every person has had a banana crisis of some sort. Take all the emotions from that dark period and channel them into your new enterprise.

Occasionally life throws you a melon, an egg, or a Ming vase, but you have to be ready. I've seen far too many people push away perfectly good fruit, because they're scared of what people might think if they ever get caught catching bananas from strangers. To that I say: ha.

I laugh in the face of ridicule, and spit in the eye of bad taste. I will catch the banana, I will hold the banana, and I will love the banana.