The Japanese Strike Back

I'm not sure what I was expecting. The video was clearly marked as "...commercial from Japan", yet I was surprised that it was utterly incomprehensible. How naive of me to expect anything less from the country that invented the doorknob licking fetish.

I'll never let my guard down again. Wonder Core deliberately lulled me into a false sense of security. Then, when I was least expecting it, bam, they hit me with the tomfoolery. Not again; never again. Wonder Core will rue the day that they fooled me. If I could be bothered, I would crush them under my massive blogging weight, but since I'm in a good mood they get a pass. Maybe if I started using a Wonder Core I wouldn't have so much blogging weight. I'd have nice blogging abs.