I See He Managed To Get His Shirt Off

[Warning: Some salty language]



Nothing worthwhile has ever been accomplished while fully clothed. When our forefathers wrote the Declaration of Independence they were definitely shirtless. Henry Ford used to walk the factory floor in nothing but his long johns, and  Edison would test every light bulb with his pants around his ankles. They both knew that their chances of success went up exponentially based on how little they were wearing.

I would venture as far as to say that the Charge of the Light Brigade would have gone much smoother if they were all shirtless. The Nazis would probably have won WWII if Churchill didn't attend every summit meeting completely naked. Looking back, I think he was just trying to intimidate the Russians.

Anyways, our friends in the video aren't quite riding into the valley of death, but they did much better shirtless. Once they put their clothes back on they ruined their chances of success. On the other hand, maybe it's for the best that they all remain clothed. It looks chilly, and you wouldn't want to get a splinter.