To this day I still play the floor is lava. Not because I want to relive my childhood, but because I had the floor redone some time ago, and I don't want them to get all scuffed up before I have guests over. Not that I'll ever have guests over. They'd revel in scuffing up my beautiful hardwood floor. Also, my furniture is in a terrible state from having a grown man jump all over it for years, so no company until I get that fixed too.
Kids are about as amusing as they come. They're like drunks midgets who spend all their time running around, inadvertently hurting themselves, and spilling their drinks all over my brand new carpet; but I digress. Kids are even more amusing when they're pretending to set fire to the neighborhood.
No comments:
Post a Comment