Tuesday, May 27, 2014
I Love The Smell Of Nitrogen In The Morning
Frostbite is a small price to pay for mild Intertunnel fame. You can regrow skin, but you can't regrow YouTube views. Gloves would ruin their whole chill college student vibe, so they are absolutely out of the question. Being cool is easy when all you have to do is dip your hands in a keg of liquid nitrogen. It completely takes out the need for cool props like shutter shades or leather pants. Frosty.
One hundred thousand views is nothing to sniff at, I've seen people lose body parts for less. If anything these guys got off easy. The next echelon of views can only be achieved if their video also had a baby falling down or someone getting hit in the jewels. The inertunnel runs off of the misfortune of others and pictures of cats. The BSBFB runs off of Ovaltine. In the long run I think we're much better off.
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