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When it comes to man versus nature, man wins, and he's been winning for the last 4,000 years. Nature really should throw in the towel at this point. It's not like she can hurt us anymore. We turn every animal she sends our way into a throw rug, and all the seasons are vaguely enjoyable. Winter is a bit of a chore at times, but we have hot holes in the floor to keep us warm. The summer is usually pleasant if you can beat the heat, and the other seasons aren't even worth mentioning. The entire planet needs to crack open, and red hot lava needs to come spewing forth to even get a reaction out of us anymore. That's pretty weaksauce if this is the best she's got.

To be honest nature never stood a chance, just look at the competition. Humans are quick-witted, adventurous, and supremely gifted in the thumb department. Give a fully grown man a stick and he can conquer the world. Give him a six pack and he can conquer the living room. Give him a stable inertunnel connection and he can look at cat pictures for all eternity.