Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ski like crazy, double flip, land safely, camera on head, blah blah blah, yadda yadda. That's all very well and good; but who's building these snow ramps? He's a genius.
Look at the ramps and slopes and whatnot. They're perfect, like a wedding cake from Brobdingnag. Sculpted like some sort of Arctic Acropolis. If you gave that guy a Zamboni, he'd probably have a giant swan ice sculpture at center ice for the start of the third period. I say we strap a camera to the snow groomer's plaid hat -- you know, the one with the flaps -- and watch him work his magic instead of the hipsters on the skis.
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