We're An Американка Band

Nothing beats full auto rock and roll. If the fans get rowdy you can fire a few warning shots to show that you mean business. You won't need to hire any security, because no one will ever rush the stage. 7.62 mm NATO rounds typically have that effect on people. The venue owner will always pay up, and no one will ever tell you to keep it down. Any guitar that lets you hold up a liquor store after you get finished with your gig has to be a keeper. The only problem is the groupies seem to be fewer and farther between. But they'll have their hands in the air, that's for sure.

I admit, a golden AK guitar is almost as bad as a double neck guitar, and this thing's both. Either would be instant red flags and should be avoided by everyone other than twelve-year-old boys, and everyone that reads this site. Full auto fretting is the shizzle.

Keep on rocking. It's the perfect axe for your next Soviet Bloc party!