Thursday, January 31, 2013
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Monday, January 28, 2013
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Winner Of School Talent Show Probably Didn't Know It Was A Talent Show, Just Acts Like That All The Time
Do you want KARATE?
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Friday, January 25, 2013
You guys remember Icarus, don't you? Well, this is Icarus' little brother. The one they didn't mention much. He wore that helmet you see in the video on the school bus. Licked the windows. Ate paste. You remember him in Geography class, don't you? He thought the Ottoman Empire was a furniture store. Yea, that's him; that's the guy. He believes he can fly.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who knows that every man should believe in something, and generally has it covered by believing he'd like another drink)
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
However did the author of this video avoid the temptation to use It's Raining Men for the soundtrack? The one he used is just as awful, so you might as well get the bad joke in, I always say.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
And please, try to understand, it's just a vague feeling -- a hunch, as it were... No! An inkling. That's what it is. An Inkling!
Anyway, I have an inkling that these boys know how to empty the bottles in the first place.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who I am certain is capable of emptying the bottles, because I've seen him do it, for sending that one along)
Monday, January 21, 2013
I'm as borderline a borderline boy as you can be, but when I act like a dang fool up on a roof, I at least bring a few shingles and a hammer.
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Friday, January 18, 2013
Thursday, January 17, 2013
It's telling that you can find dozens of dupes of this video on the Intertunnels, and not one person that uploads it has any idea what to call a front end loader. Our little operator in the video is only five years old, according to the video -- and looks it -- and he's deftly operating it, while the entire population of the Intertunnel is at a loss as to what to even call a machine that does real work in the real world.
Typing gibberish with your thumbs is not an important skill, kids. Get one.
(Thanks to BSBFB devotee Joan of Argghh for sending that one along)
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Monday, January 14, 2013
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Ah, mother Russia. The land of scrambled limbs and dashcams. Folderol and self-immolation. Their coat of arms is a fork in an outlet; their national anthem is a whoopee cushion under a faceplant. God bless them, and keep them. He must have a big collection of them by now; they burn bright but don't last long.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. He's moved halfway to Russia to observe them more closely)
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Tomorrow he's going to build a contrivance that builds a machine that sorts LEGO blocks. On Sunday, he's going to build an apparatus that builds a gizmo to build a machine to sort LEGO blocks. On Monday ...
Friday, January 11, 2013
The Vice Channel sends out a semi-intrepid reporter to the Big Sandy Shoot in Arizona.
Vice tries to cultivate a wild and crazy image about themselves. But considered dispassionately, they're the real squares, doing real reporting. Interesting and compelling things are going on in the world, and they go and look at them and report what they've seen. That's what reporting is, or at least what it used to be. No other news organization I know of would have used that gathering as anything but a pretext for a camouflaged editorial.
By being a kneejerk oppositionist, any other reporter would have missed out on discovering that shooting big guns is fun, and interesting, and the people that do it in Arizona seem like pleasant, friendly, and avuncular folks.
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Climb into a plastic sphere and get rolled down a ski slope by the low bidder in a country where vodka is one of the four food groups. Brilliant!
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Friday, January 4, 2013
(Tedious, potty-mouthed rap soundtrack)
Somehow or another, these heavyweights answer the bell, round after round. Living on the Borderline.
Thursday, January 3, 2013
That's 1926. Of course if you want really old, how about 1893?
Remember the BSBFB motoring motto: If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
If At First You Don't Succeed, Bang On Your Mini MiG With Spanners Until You Get The Damn Thing Off The Ground
Boy, I wish Australians spoke English, so I knew what they were saying. Anyhoosis, this barefoot fellow only needs to mount a camera and gun on this thing, and he'd immediately have the twentieth-most effective air force on Earth.
(Thanks to at least the twentieth-most effective Borderline Sociopath on the Intertunnel, Gerard, at American Digest, for sending that one along)