Saturday, February 9, 2013

This Kid's Got Potential



When your access to women is limited, you have to learn to lie to the only ones available. After you get your driver's license, you can start lying to girls over a larger range.You'll go far in this world, young man.

5 comments:

Casey Klahn said...

Extra sweet kid. Mommy messed up when she said, "empty," didn't she? No broken line of reasoning goes unattacked by sprinkle thieves.

What's next? Mainlining the sugar bowl?

vanderleun said...

OK, listen carefully: "You have the right to remain silent."

drdave said...

When it came to getting the truth out of me, my mom could put water-boarding to shame. Either that, or I was a terrible liar. Or both.

Anonymous said...

he's a democrat/prog, he can't help it and anyway it's not a lie if you beleive it.
jr

Anonymous said...

Obama was a lot whiter when he was young!