When your access to women is limited, you have to learn to lie to the only ones available. After you get your driver's license, you can start lying to girls over a larger range.You'll go far in this world, young man.
I lost my job making glass eyes for merry-go-round horses back in my youth. I decided to become a mercenary commando soldier, you know, hired gun, but unwisely chose the Salvation Army as my outfit. I never got to kill anybody, and I've got tinnitus in my right ear from the bell now.
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Extra sweet kid. Mommy messed up when she said, "empty," didn't she? No broken line of reasoning goes unattacked by sprinkle thieves.
What's next? Mainlining the sugar bowl?
OK, listen carefully: "You have the right to remain silent."
When it came to getting the truth out of me, my mom could put water-boarding to shame. Either that, or I was a terrible liar. Or both.
he's a democrat/prog, he can't help it and anyway it's not a lie if you beleive it.
jr
Obama was a lot whiter when he was young!
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