Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Silly Me. I Always Thought A "Romanian Paint Job" Was A Wrestling Move
The Borderline Sociopathic Boy is resourceful. Not like a Boy Scout. Boy Scouts wear sashes like beauty queens and help old ladies across the street. The Borderline boy wears Methyl Ethyl Ketone aftershave and works in the clothes he slept in.
And while they are as level-headed as the next guy would be while producing the Venturi effect with their own exertions, every once in a while they inhale when they're supposed to be exhaling. But then they save on their bar bill, and come out ahead anyway.
(Thanks to friend of the BSBFB Charles Schneider for sending that one along)