Just kidding. The #1 mistake a pistol fighter makes is getting too close to the opponent. #2? Missing the shot. Wait. I changed that. #1 is forgetting to take the pistol to the fight.
(said in a Maxwell Smart voice, but without the incredible comedic writing of a Mel Brooks.)
I lost my job making glass eyes for merry-go-round horses back in my youth. I decided to become a mercenary commando soldier, you know, hired gun, but unwisely chose the Salvation Army as my outfit. I never got to kill anybody, and I've got tinnitus in my right ear from the bell now.
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A homicidal toddler with a squirt gun.
Okay.......
CPS, on the way.
Just kidding. The #1 mistake a pistol fighter makes is getting too close to the opponent. #2? Missing the shot. Wait. I changed that. #1 is forgetting to take the pistol to the fight.
(said in a Maxwell Smart voice, but without the incredible comedic writing of a Mel Brooks.)
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