That's Funny; I Can Make The Same Drumbeat By Putting The Cat In There And Turning It On

I'll see your ten-year-old drummer, and raise a nine-year-old one:





(Thanks to Borderline friend Casey Klahn for sending that one along)

Where Was This Guy When I Was Cutting The Christmas Roast Beast?

Ah, the media. It's not a BB. It's an Airsoft pellet. Anyway, kinda cool.


(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who's kinda cool himself, for sending that one along)

I Have Lived Too Long. Snow Shovel Races Have Sponsors Now

When it gets to the Olympics, I may end my own life. Or enter; not sure which.


Apparently, there's strategery involved. This guy's like the John Houseman of sliding down a hill on his bottom:





We are old school here. We will simply rely on gravity and a lack of friction to carry us down the hill and into traffic.

Dude's Way, Way Too Strong; He Seems To Have Knocked Out Half His Teeth With His Toothbrush

X-12! I don't know if X-12 is a person, or a thing, or a state of mind, or some kind of cabbage dish, or whatever, but I just like saying, "X-12!" really loudly, and then yelling, "WHOO!" Try it, it's fun.

The YouTube notes are not to be missed:

I broke a 2 by 12 16 inches long yellow pine wood with my right hook, and that's the biggest piece of 2 by 12 that any human has ever broken with a fist without breaking the hand. That is the first time that I've ever broken that 2 by 12 16 inches long in that video. That is the biggest piece of wood that I've ever broken in my life with my fist, and that is X12 Superhuman strength right there. That 16 inch long 2 by 12 yellow pine wood can hold half the weight of a 3200lb Nissan Altima when that board is set along the grain. No martial art expert wouldn't dare to attempt to break any 2 by 12s with their fist due to the high risk of breaking their hand. I did not break my hand, otherwise, I wouldn't be able to hold that piece of wood in my hand if my hand were broken.

WHOO!

Borderline Sociopathic Boys Have Daughters Sometimes, And Have No Idea What To Do With Them

Look, honey! I made you a miniature cannon for Christmas! I always wanted a miniature cannon for Christmas, but everyone said I'd shoot my eye out -- and the whole orbital bone, and a good bit of my temporal lobe -- but I was determined that my daughter would get the cannon I, er, she wanted for Christmas.

Let's Watch Jackie Chan Beat Up Felix La Pubelle

Martin Blank got him with a ball point pen. Guy can't catch a break.

Undefeated for 27 straight years, Benny Urquidez is the longest reigning champion of any sport in history.

Policeman? Borderline Sociopathic Boy. Umbrella Man? Not So Much

Hope For Those That Despair For The Current Generation's Budgeting Skills

What would you spend your video budget on? I mean, if you were the sort of person that wore a wool cap with short sleeves.

Just Think -- If You Leave It Outside To Get Orange, You Can Set It On Fire And Shoot It Back Up There On Valentine's Day

As you can imagine, we're big into recycling here. We never waste gasoline, explosives, tinder, firecrackers, bullets...

No Wonder Those Guys Jumped Out Of The Airplane. It's Gotta Be Safer Than Landing With That Pilot

Mad skills.

(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)

I So Very Much Want One Of These, And I Don't Fix Cars

I want to remove the rugs from my house and do every damn thing in that chair.

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

I was feeling a little pixellated this morning myself.


(Thanks to the decidedly non-glitchy Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)

Is It Just Me, Or Has This Guy Given This Entirely Too Much Thought?

I can see it now: Guy cuts in front of you at the deli counter? Headbutt! Walking down the sidewalk and someone bumps into you coming the other way? Elbows! Someone squeaks one out in the elevator next to you? IN COMES THE KNEE!

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

There Are Worse Jobs Than Being An F1 Driver. For Instance: Sound Man For The Soundtrack's Band

You're Not A True Borderline Sociopathic Boy...

... unless people say, "Well, that's one way to do it," whenever you do anything.

Chicks Dig Guys With Skills. Bowhunting Skills. Computer Hacking Skills. Eating Pancakes With Nunchaku Skills...

This Is The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys. "Ill-Advised" Is Practically Our Middle Name

Snowmobiling Checklist: Gas, Oil, Helmet, Gloves, Diaper... Wait, What?

The True Borderline Sociopathic Boy Does Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night. He Makes Beelzebub Pull Him Along, In His Little Red Wagon, Right To The Bitter End

Still makes more sense than a pickup truck with four doors.

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

A (Borderline Sociopathic) Boy And His Dog

Remember, Friends, It's Considered Bad Form To Ask A Borderline Sociopathic Boy Why His Arm's In A Sling

Just ask him about his flashlight death ray.




It's the accent that pushes the whole mad scientist vibe right over the edge.

The Ideal Borderline Sociopathic Boy Is Reckless, But Remembers His Manners

The world is, somehow, a better place after watching that. Watch it again. Go ahead. You need it.

They Shoulda Made The Hindenburg Outta Latex, I'm Tellin' Ya

What's wrong with these guys? Throw overhand, dudes; never fails.

(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along.)

I'll Take Everything But The Oink, Thanks

My parents told me to stay away from strange men with coke-bottle glasses and huge knives that mutter to themselves all the time.

What did they know?

Ruggers, Yo

It's like soccer, only something actually happens.

For Reasons Not Fully Understood By Scientists And Theologians Alike, This Is Totally Awesome

All the landings between midmorning and evening at the San Diego Airport on the day after Thanksgiving. Try not to watch it more than fifty times; you have stuff to do.

In Tomorrow's Exciting Episode, Olaf Or Rolph Or Jan Or Whatever His Name Is Will Eat Rutabagas Using A Recripocating Saw. But Today, Corn On The Cob!

There aren't enough toothpicks in the world to try this.

(Thanks to BSBFB devotee Charles Schneider for sending that one along)