Close The Road. Open The Throttle

I Wish I Could Buy That Rig. I Wouldn't Need Lessons, As That Tune Is Playing In My Head 24/7 Already

If This Guy Ever Gets His Hands On Corrugated Cardboard, This Business Will Get Out Of Control. It Will Get Out Of Control And We'll Be Lucky To Live Through It

Local Bird Is The Worst Fisherman Ever

I mean, come on, he didn't bring any beer, and doesn't have a battery-operated television set or a lawn chair or anything.

(Thanks to uber-friend of the BSBFB Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

The Off-Whites Make A Ginormous Hot Wheels Track

The Off-Whites freaked out one day and painted one room green with off-white trim and carpets, but they're thinking of painting it over in ecru. Pastel ecru.

Excuse Me, I'm Just Going Out To The Garage To Build A Hindenburg For All My Hydrogen

Surprisingly simple to produce oxyhydrogen fuel. Deuced difficult to store it, though.

Keep On Truckin' Babe

I remember it quite clearly. It was Christmas, and my family didn't have much money. But there beneath the tree in the early morning was a single-speed bicycle. Gold, like the sun. It was everything to me.

I went everywhere on that thing. It transformed my life more than a driver's license did. Because no matter what I did, where I went, a car was just transportation. That bicycle was a ride. 

Be Not Afraid Of Greatness: Some Are Born Great, Some Achieve Greatness, And Some Have Greatness Thrust Upon Them

Perhaps it is presumptuous for me to say, but I understand the men on the ladder with the prybar entirely. They are my brothers.

I do not know how I've woken up in a world where 99 percent of the population never think to do anything but point their crummy cameraphones at whatever calamity is ongoing.

The man with the prybar is worth a thousand of them. 

Razor-Sharp Claws And Terrifying Fangs Are No Match For Opposable Thumbs And Vodka

Remind me never to take a leak in the bushes along a Russian highway.

Traveling Is For Sissies

We are Borderline Sociopathic Boys. We do not "travel." No excursions for us. Please; no junkets. Sightseeing? Pffft.

We trek. We voyage. Occasionally, we rally.

The 2012 Mongol Rally. 

As is usual, it all ends in tears and laughter. That's the fun:

First Day Of School In Chechnya. Trapper Keeper? Check. #2 Pencils? Check. Bag Lunch? Check. Ammo? You Betcha

I don't know much, but I know for a dead certainty that this guy's kid is getting an "A" in everything, whether he shows up or not.

Just Think; If Shuan Hern Lee Was American, They'd Let Him Drink A Beer Seventeen Years After Performing This

That's silly, of course. He's Australian. If he was American, he'd be loaded to the gills on ritalin and put in the Special Ed class.

Shuan Hern Lee

San Berdoo Firefighters Doing What They Do

This Dude Must Have Had Helicopter Parents

Holy cow, the narrator is referring to 1990 as "yesteryear," and the good old days. I'm gettin' old.

This Stop-Motion Version Of Batman Is Prolly Only 114 Percent Better Than The Actual Movie. Prolly

Holy cow, aspiring filmmakers Derek Kwok and Henri Wong made a Batman movie using 1/6 scale action figures (They're not dolls, mom! They're action figures!)and a whole lot of ingenuity. It ain't Shakespeare, but it's all right.

Derek and Henri's Facebook page called Parabucks

We've Located The Archangels' Paper Boy

He has a scrape on his shin. Go figure.

The video has 19,536 views. Each and every one accompanied by the viewers watching through their fingers and saying:  no no no non nyet, yikes nein no...

By the way, Google translates the rider's name to: Rick Cuckoo. Indeed. 

Rick Koekoek

I've Located Footage Of God's Satellite Dish Installers In Action

Capitol Peak in Colorado.

I Forgot My Screwdriver In The Van. Go Down The Stairs And Get It For Me, Will Ya, Khalil?

 Maintenance Workers On Top Of Burj Khalifa in Dubai.

To hell with the safety harness. Where's my parachute?

Borderline. Greatest. Stop-Motion. Evar.

And to think me and my little brother had to settle for shooting rubber bands at green army men.

Boy, I Thought Flexing In Front Of The Mirror In Gold's Gym Was Pretty Bad

The Borderline Sociopathic gymnast fears only two things: pigeons and sneezing.

By the way, impress your friends and win bar bets by knowing the name of that circus music they're playing on the soundtrack: Sobre las Olas by Juventino Rosas.

(Thanks to our friends at Within the Crainium for sending that one along)

I DID IT SIIIIIIIIIIIDE...WAAAAAAAAAYS!1!!1!!!1!1Eleventy!

Kwon Soon Keun, the seventy-two-year-old Korean-Canadian overnight sensation, is our Honorable Borderline Sociopathic Boy of the day. The BSBFB digs his understated style.

When he's 90, he wants to play in the Young Rascals. 

The Borderline Sociopathic Boy Often Has A Swimming Hole In His Head

Livermore Falls, New Hamster represent! The Pumpkin Seed bridge, abandoned in 1959, sits 103 feet over the Pemigewassett river. But remember; calculating the height is OK --but never tell me the odds.

(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who no doubt has a swimming hole in his head, for sending that one along)

When I'm 90, I Plan On Going After The World Record In Keeping People Off My Lawn, Whether It's Over Me Or Not. This Guy's Pole Vaulting

90 year-old pole vaulter Dr. William Bell of Arkansas is the world record holder for pole vaulting in his age group. His son won an Olympic medal in the pole vault in 1984.

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that along)

You Know, We're All Born With A Leathery Covering. However, It's Best To Add Another Layer If You're Going To Ditch Your Bike

Good Samaritan is a very good Samaritan indeed.

Been Hot Enough For Ya?

BSBFB Lesson 1: Act like it's fun to be boys, and the fun girls will show up.

Like A Hive Of Angry Bees!

180 mph on a motorcycle on a regular roadway. Amazing. The Isle of Man is an Isle of men.

The Isle of Man TT.

The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys Hereby Demands That Hollywood, Bollywood, Shepperton, Univision, PBS, The Entire Blurry Cable Access Industry, The Home Shopping Network, And Everybody That Walks And Talks In Burbank Hire This Guy For Everything Immediately If Not Sooner

Derek Barnes:

Last year I got one foot in the stunt door by working as a rigger on Total Recall. After meeting some amazing performers, I decided that I needed to up my game. A lot.

So!

Half a year of training-my-ass-off later, I was ready to begin. Rather than waiting to land enough professional gigs to fill my demo reel, I decided to be proactive. With the help of some great friends, I put this video together to showcase my new skills and hopefully entertain a few people.

A Termite Walks Into A Bar And Says...

"Where's the bar tender?"





This has to be considered the Large Hadron Collider of ba-dum-tish experimentation.

(Thanks to rob bariton for sending this one along)

In Tomorrow's Exciting Episode, We'll Watch Yevgeny And Sergei Shoot Skeet Indoors With A Bazooka. But Today, Fishing!

You know, the undisputed kings and queens of all things weird on the Intertunnel used to be the Japanese, but man, they're slacking these days. Barely moving the meter. But our Russian friends are gettin' it done, every day.


(Thanks to my tovarishch Zherar Van der Leun at American Digest for sending that one along)

While The BSBFB Heartily Approves Of Weaponizing Ping Pong Balls, We Fear Sigmund Freud Might Have Something To Say About Pulling That Lever Furiously While A Shower Of White Spheres Pours Forth