Just ask him about his flashlight death ray.
It's the accent that pushes the whole mad scientist vibe right over the edge.
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Outside, I am laughing. Inwardly, though, I am in awe.
Must. have. this.
A whole world of torch lunatics out there..who knew?
I LUV the fleshlight!
Can I take on a plane?
Can I take it on a train?
Can I take it in the car?
Just wait till some impertinent cop shines his puny, impotent light in MY eyes! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
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