I lost my job making glass eyes for merry-go-round horses back in my youth. I decided to become a mercenary commando soldier, you know, hired gun, but unwisely chose the Salvation Army as my outfit. I never got to kill anybody, and I've got tinnitus in my right ear from the bell now.
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$1,000 and it too can be yours!!
But wait - there's more!! Order today and we'll send you this lovely set of Japanese steak knifes at no extra cost to you!!
I want to eat steak while rolling around the dining room on that chair!
Eat lamb shish kabob under the dining room table, or maybe the sideboard.
Mike James
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