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If this year is known for nothing else let it be known as the year she got rid of that ugly tattoo: that was singlehandedly the greatest aesthetic improvement since the first caterpillar became a swan.
I lost my job making glass eyes for merry-go-round horses back in my youth. I decided to become a mercenary commando soldier, you know, hired gun, but unwisely chose the Salvation Army as my outfit. I never got to kill anybody, and I've got tinnitus in my right ear from the bell now.
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If this year is known for nothing else let it be known as the year she got rid of that ugly tattoo: that was singlehandedly the greatest aesthetic improvement since the first caterpillar became a swan.
And yes my wildest dreams just came true
I just relived the invention of music
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