I lost my job making glass eyes for merry-go-round horses back in my youth. I decided to become a mercenary commando soldier, you know, hired gun, but unwisely chose the Salvation Army as my outfit. I never got to kill anybody, and I've got tinnitus in my right ear from the bell now.
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Must have been one of them low flow toilets...
**Clouseau voice**
Not any more.
**/Clouseau voice**
Hard to type: I am laughing so much.
Renters...
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