The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys: If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap

Saturday, September 1, 2012

There are two theories about arguing with a man that's been drinking whiskey. Neither one works.

Tom Francis said...: Every single day I learn something new on the Internet - it is really quite amazing.

For instance, I never knew that Scots used chilled rocks to cool the whiskey and that's how scotch on the rocks began.

Huh - how about that.; September 1, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Casey Klahn said...: Some pathology makes a man trow out fin Scotch whisky. I believe it's called "sales."

Misspellings intended. Whisky as the Scots like it, without the "e."; September 1, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Rob De Witt said...: "fin"?; September 1, 2012 at 7:34 PM
leelu said...: Rob - I believe that's Scots for "fine". Dropped "e"s.

And "ouiske" as Douglas Adams like to spell it.; September 2, 2012 at 1:13 PM
leelu said...: ...and, what are the two theories??; September 2, 2012 at 1:13 PM
Fred Z said...: 2 theories.

Scots are mad. Scots are not mad. Both clearly wrong.; September 2, 2012 at 11:29 PM
setecastronomy1844 said...: Also, the boogers give it a more substantial viscosity, elongating the esophageal travel time and thereby enhancing taste bud reception, with the added benefit of a surprisingly counterintuitive concurrent attenuation of salivary gland output.; September 4, 2012 at 6:39 PM