Happiness Is 2011 In My Rear-View Mirror

Didn't we have a lot of laughs this year on the Borderline Sociopathic Blog for Boys? Happy 2012 to all our readers, and thanks to everybody who forwarded stuff to be included.

(Thanks to Gerard for sending that video along)

Pedal Faster. The Pedestrians Are Gaining On Us

This will end badly. He'll probably go to jail for vivisection, trying to turn his housecat into a miniature giraffe.

Don't Laugh, I'm Pretty Sure This Is Approximately How The CIA Does It

Got Three Minutes? Let's Light This Candle

The Ice Tower Is Perfectly Normal. If He Makes One Out Of Mashed Potatoes, Then You Can Worry

Being a good husband and father is a very subversive act these days. The authorities better keep their eye on this guy.


(Thanks to Vanderleun for skating that one on over)

Just A Boy And His Dog. A Giant, Omnivorous, Terrifying Half-Ton Dog

That bear looks like he's going to be a kind and loving companion for that fellow, right up until the can opener breaks at mealtime.

Every Year I Ask For A Giant Vortex Cannon For Christmas, And Every Year I Get Warm Socks Instead

Worst. Mason. Evar.

Dude's Nuts. That About Covers It

He's like a short-bus superhero, or the patron saint of casters or something. Rollerman!


(Thanks to Vanderleun, almost a patron Saint himself, for sending that one along)

This Is My Favorite Song... Except For All The Others

Luckily dangerous things like Lawn Darts and firecrackers and such are mostly banned, otherwise young men might injure themselves while fooling around. Young men are like that, I'm told.

Hi, I'm Vulcan's Chimney Sweep

(Thanks to Borderline Sociopath Boy Gerard, just back from dipping his tootsies in the Styx)

Let's Ride Bikes!

Don't worry. There's always room for Jello

This Will Be The First And Last Time I Type The Words "Swedish Tank Doing Donuts"

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

I've Said It Before, I'll Say It Again: Compared To The Military, Everything On This Page Is Just Conversation

Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills. You Know, Like Nunchuku Skills, Bow Staff Skills...

His mother signed him up to be a drum major, but he maimed all the woodwinds in the front row of the parade and they let him go.

Look, Mom, I Got My Car Chase Learner's Permit!

We Have Met The Enemy, And He Is... Gravity

Pogo!





(Thanks to the death-defying Vanderleun for sending that one along)

If I'd Have Known The Polyester Shirt From My 70's Leisure Suit Afforded These Sorts Of Supernatural Powers, I'd Still Be Wearing It

(Thanks to our friends at Within the Crainium for sending that one along)

Bog Hockey, Yukon Style

At least once in your life, leave all the gear at home, go outside, and play hockey on onyx ice. It's good for the soul. NO LIFTING!

I Wonder If This Was Invented By Accident

Imagine what he was trying to do, and just how fouled up it got to end up thrashing around in the water with jets of water blasting out all over the place. It must have been glorious. Whatever; this rig will do. I'll take two for my underwater assassin squad.


(Thanks to my Borderline friend MisterArthur for sending that one along)

I Was Eight Years Old Once. I Didn't Have Any Sponsors

Dedicated To Those Brave Souls Who Missed It By That Much

(Dedicated to our friend Vanderleun, who continues to jump and make it)

It Would Be Silly To Call This Snowboarding. It's Mountain Climbing In Reverse With Your Feet Nailed To A Board

Xavier de le Rue has never waited in a lift line.

It's Easier To Get Your Nine-Year-Old To Brush Their Teeth If You Let Them Dance In Their Socks For A While First

Picking out our own outfits as well, I see.

In Other News, A Swiss Watchmaker Has Their Own Air Force

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

I Love, Love, Love The Hanna Barbera Production Values

(Thanks to Seattle's own Road Worrier, Vanderleun, for sending that one along)

The Greatest Safety Helmet In The World Is Still The Wool Toque

Sack On Fourth Down, Done Properly

It's Sunday. Time To Plug In The Do Nothing Machines

It's Interesting To Consider That These Two Guys Made All The Happy Meal Toys In Your Kid's Lunch

I am reminded of the the old joke about the trombone: It's a trick; he doesn't swallow it.

I love that he's doing it inside.

(Thanks to Honorary Borderline Sociopath Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

I Think There's Supposed To Be A Dog In The Boat To Catch The Frisbee. But Maybe That's Just Me

(Thanks to the big-hearted Vanderleun for sending that one along)

Hey, Guys? Has Anyone Seen My Phillips Head Screw Driver?

The Borderline Blog For Boys salutes people who make things. Trouble, airplanes, whatever; it's all good.


(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)