GIT - EЯ - DUИ

I used to employ some Polish painters fairly regularly, but the only words I can understand are right in the middle when the cameraman yells: "Faster, faster, faster" at the guy in the car. I used to yell that a lot.

Loose Granular And Corn Snow, Variable Thin Cover, Some Bare Spots, Laundry Day

I Do Not Know You, My South Korean Tow-Truck-Driving Friend, But You Are My Brother

Machinist Pr0n!

(Thanks to Tom Smith for sending that one along)

I'm Tellin' Ya, That Guy's Higher Than An Angel's Big Toe

He Made It To November 26th. If He Can Hold His Own Past Christmas, He's Home Free

Things Are Looking Up And Going Downhill Fast In Japan

I Have It On Good Authority That It's Very Much More Difficult To Go Back Up The Hill On The Little Sled, Probably Due To Global Warming Or Something

(Thanks to way-over-the-Borderline Boy Vanderleun for sending that one along)

I'm A Borderline Sociopathic Boy, So I Think They Should Build Another One Of These Things, Then Race Them

Hint of mullet there, Clarkson.


(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

If The American Idol Had Eight Arms

There are many barriers between us. Language, that sort of thing. But I recognize my brothers when I see them.

It's a stroke of genius, really; they'll pay you just as much to stop doing that as they will for winning the show.

Loved the end. Here's a pile of money! Stop doing that!


(Thanks to Teman of Etherealland for sending that one along)

If You're Going To Raise A Cat-Burglar Properly, You've Got To Start Early

Don't Forget Your Caster Oil

If James Watt And Henry Ford Had A Love Child And An Afrika Corps Contract

(Thanks to Honorary Borderline Sociopathic Boy Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

When I Grow Up, I Want To Be This Little Boy

A person could go their whole life and not merit an "EYES RIGHT!" and what sort of life would that be?

An Ode To Gravity

I Could Totally Do That

But I can't afford all those little cones. Or a motorcycle.

Oh, Sure; Anyone Can Do That Sober

How to play Snooker

Hurry Up. The Mountain Is Following Us

The Gum Series

In The Dark Ages Of Antiquity, Man Invented The Wheel

462 MPH In A Go Kart

Well, not exactly a go-kart. Missile? Rocket ship? Hot Rod? Rocket sled...

Catch A Wave And You're Sittin' On Top Of... A Ten Story Building

Garrett McNamara. You've got to keep your eye on guys named Garrett. They're wildmen.


Apparently there are world records for this sort of thing. That wave is reportedly 90 feet tall, breaking the record of 77 feet.


(Thanks to Misterarthur for sending that one along)

The Hills Are Alive, With The Sound Of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWRRRRRRRR

The French Alps are mighty pretty when seen through a slight haze of dirtbike exhaust.

Honda Produces An Amazing Robot, Wisely Immediately Makes It Into A Bartender

Don't look now, but he's dancing with your girlfriend.

Look, If You Learn To Fly, You're Pretty Much Guaranteed A Mention On The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys

Dude's cruising down The Eiger (the ogre) in Switzerland.

Housing Bubble. Burst

These fellows could get an entire wing in the Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys Pantheon of Greats. The Pantheon is right next to the Borderline Sociopathic Parthenon.

He Friggin Blew Up Friggin Frenchie, The Friggin Hoser

(Some infantile swearing)

Master Coconut Cutter? There Can Be Only ONE!

(There's a little swearing in there)

Famous Last (Borderline Sociopathic Boys) Words: Don't Worry, We're Just Stopping For Some Ice

(Thanks to honorary Borderline Sociopathic Boy Tom Francis for sending that one along)

The Best Thing About Surfing China's Rivers Is That After You Get Dipped Into The Water A Few Times, You're Rustproof

A tidal bore, from Wikipedia:

Bores occur in relatively few locations worldwide, usually in areas with a large tidal range (typically more than 6 metres (20 ft) between high and low water) and where incoming tides are funneled into a shallow, narrowing river or lake via a broad bay. The funnel-like shape not only increases the tidal range, but it can also decrease the duration of the flood tide, down to a point where the flood appears as a sudden increase in the water level. Note the tidal bore takes place during the flood tide and never during the ebb tide.

A tidal bore may take on various forms, ranging from a single breaking wavefront with a roller — somewhat like a hydraulic jump — to "undular bores", comprising a smooth wavefront followed by a train of secondary waves ("whelps"). Large bores can be particularly unsafe for shipping but also present opportunities for river surfing.

(Thanks to MisterArthur for sending that one along)

I'm Pretty Sure I Was On This Flight

(Thanks to borderline paper pilot Charles Schneider for sending that one along)