ME∀NWHILE, IN RUSSI∀

The world seemed to have a use for daring young men in the distant past. Cat-burglar in an empty building seems like a step down.

I Wish These Guys Spoke English, So I Could Figure Out What The Hell They Were Trying To Accomplish

(They swear a bit. I think)





Two regular Enrico Infermis discover that sparklers have a piece of metal wire as their core. I love that they conduct their experiments on a carpeted floor. They're currently (sorry) working on a cold fusion/warm beer experiment that should revolutionize garage life forever.

If Krusty The Klown And Evel Knievel Had A Love Child

(Thanks to Mark Sherman for sending that one along)

The Human Always Wins Because The Human Keeps Score

When You Grew Up, You Wanted To Be A Fireman

Now you want to grow up and be a fireman videographer.

That's Not Surfing; That's Sandblasting

The Wedge at Newport Beach.

There's Cool, And Then There's...

There's Clint Eastwood cool. Mild sorts of cool, like Fonzie. Cool like Godfather movies. Rat Pack cool. Way up the scale, there's things like Miles Davis cool. But at the apex, it's gotta be a robot riding a bicycle.

He Uses The Grill To Make Knives From Railroad Spikes. We Use The Grill To Heat Hot Dogs

Mmm. Hot dogs.

Oh Dear; They've Found Mates And Are Reproducing

She told him it was their mad bike skills they found so attractive, but it was probably the Beemer.

I Told You. No Capes!

You can invite the girls over, but try not to squeal like they do.

'Tis The Season

If the Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys had a Mount Rushmore, I'd have to climb up it tomorrow and start chiseling these meatheads' faces on it.

Are You Guys, Like, Pedro's Cousins With All The Sweet Hook-Ups?

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

Hey, If It's Good Enough For James Bond, It's Good Enough For Me

You Heard It Here Second

Still 114 percent better than Michele Tafoya

I'm So Old, I Actually Used To Call People On My Phone And Talk To Them

"The mechanics are constructed entirely from LEGO, including four MINDSTORMS NXT kits, with the addition of a Samsung Galaxy S II smartphone running a custom Android app as the robot's brain. Both the MINDSTORMS NXT kits and the Samsung Galaxy SII use a variety of ARM --based processors.

The app uses the phone's camera to capture images of each face of the Rubik's Cube which it processes to determine the scrambled colours. The solution is found using an advanced two-phase algorithm, originally developed for Speedcuber, enhanced to be multi-threaded to make effective use of the smartphone's dual-core ARM Cortex-A9 1.2GHz processor. The software finds an efficient solution to the puzzle which is optimised specifically for the capabilities of the four-grip mechanism. The app communicates via Bluetooth with software running on the ARM microprocessors in the LEGO NXT Intelligent Bricks which controls the motors driving the robot. During the physical solve, the app uses OpenGL ES on the phone's ARM Mali-400 MP GPU to display a graphical version of the cube being solved in real time."

ARM TechCon 2011

Jumping Off A Hotel Isn't Dangerous. Eating Anything Made With Mayonnaise At The Hotel Buffet Is Dangerous

Nervous Giggle Is Nervous

(Some infantile swearing)

Thank Goodness He Wasn't Texting While He Was Doing That. That Would Be Dangerous

Kenny Loggins Notwithstanding, This Is Pretty Cool

I couldn't even hear Messina.



(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire (Just My Pants)

(Some salty language in the soundtrack)



I never thought I'd live long enough to see "running away from the cops" eventually become an Olympic sport, but I might make it.


(Thanks to Brian Erb up in America's hat for sending that one along)

Hartebeest Actually Does What We've All Been Thinking Of Doing When A Guy Wearing Spangled Leotards Just To Ride A Bicycle Passes By

If it was a recumbent bicycle, some lions would have eaten him, too.

Don't worry overmuch about the rider. I heard he had plenty of insurance from the Hotfoot Casualty Underwriter's Insurance Company of Schenectady for just this eventuality.






(Thanks to wildman Casey Klahn for sending that one along)

I'm From Maine, So My Winter Is Just Like This -- Except The Snowboard Is A Shovel And The Helicopter With The Camera Is A Dumptruck With A Plow

Borderline Blog For Boys favorite Xavier de le Rue is at it again, with a new movie, This Is My Winter due out in November. Boy ain't right in the head.

Are You Ready For Some Football? Barry Was

It's Not The Craw. It's The Craw

Gareth Pearson demonstrates that sometimes you have to show off, because anything less than showing off is less than your best.

I Won't Be Wronged. I Won't Be Insulted. I Won't Be Laid A-Hand On. Cyrillic Style

It's the music that makes it.


Name the movie the quote in the headline's from for additional BSBFB cred.

The Good News? You Had The Fastest Time. The Bad News: When You Started, You Were Towing A Waterskiier

The Problem With Kids These Days Is They Have A Lot Of Stored Up Tension

I'm Not Saying I Approve, Exactly. I'm Saying I Understand

Get Your Moped Runnin' - Head Out On The Highway

At this point, you see the Cyrillic alphabet in the label and you know it belongs on the BSBFB.


(Thanks to Mac daddy Van der Leun for fast-forwarding that one)

Finland Only Has Two Seasons: Snow, And Wishing There Was Snow

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

Little-Known Fact: Many Borderline Sociopathic Boys Start Out As Little Brothers