If I Had A Million Dollars, I'd Motorize You Some Furniture, Maybe A Nice Chesterfield Or An Ottoman

Hmm. Looks like a loveseat to me. We need a ruling from the judges. The "motorized couch" title is on the line, after all.

El Cumbanchero. Serious Business

Tuttle Kids

I Have No Idea What's Going On, But It Fits In Here Perfectly, Don't It?

Mom, I Need Two More Quarters

Going fairly fast on a motorcycle.

Jeb Corliss got banned from the Empire State Building because he tried to jump off it. The rest of us get banned from places for throwing up on them.

It's Legal To Punt Out-Of-Bounds. Just Sayin'

What's This Nine-Year-Old Got The Blues For? They Obviously Don't Make Him Clean His Room

Tallan Noble Latz

Captain James Ti-Bangalore Kirk Beams Down To The Planet's Surface And Hangs Out With Hot Alien Babes

Set phasers on WTF.

Big Wheel Keep On Turnin'

(Thanks to Van der Leun for sending that one along. I know he would have done that hill in a Radio Flyer wagon, barefoot)

A Steer Is Nothing But A Load Of Trouble Tied Up In A Leather Bag. Horse Ain't Much Better

But a R/C car is the sweetness!

(Thanks to Gerard Van der Leun, who becomes vaguely aroused when he hears "Rawhide")

The Only Question: Is There Any Way I Can Get One Of These Without My Children Knowing About It. I Hate Sharing

According to the website, which is written by persons long on tedium and short on TEH AWSUM:

This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver's command. Made in Germany, its lifting fork is raised by turning a hand crank and held into place with a locking lever, tilting slightly backward to keep an included plastic 6 1/2 lb.-capacity pallet stable, just like a real forklift. Pedals power the forklift forward and backwards with a precisely engineered chain drive, its integrated eccentric keeps the chain taut for efficient power transfer to the rear axle. The four plastic tires have rubber traction strips. Its squat, robust chassis is made from sturdy ABS plastic while its axles, steering rod, and pedals are made from durable steel. Its seat adjusts to a rider's height (maximum height of 55") and locks into place to keep children safe while riding; supports up to 110 lbs. Assembly required. Ages 3 and up. 41" L x 22" W x 51" H. (25 lbs.)

6-1/2 pounds is about a gallon of water in a pail, so the little shaver can definitely bring you a beer and chips on the the pallet, which I decree henceforth shall be called "dad's ambulatory end table."

Hmm. 320 bucks. Maybe we can sell the little one for medical experiments.

(Thanks to Gerard Van der Leun, who lives over the Borderline, he doesn't just cross it, for sending that one along)

The Borderline Boy Understands The Pythagorean Theorem

You know, I've been known to list to port a bit myself after a visit to the grog-shop.


(Thanks to our friends at Ethereal Land for sending that one along)

Little-Known Fact: Shaolin Monks Invented Planking

Maybe it's just me, but if I was going to take all those pointless blows to the head, I'd demand uniforms, cheerleaders, and shoe contracts. And shoes with laces, now that I think of it.

Seems Pretty Light On Slim Jims To Me. Well, Whaddya Expect From A Guy Wearing Gloria Vanderbilt Eyeglasses. He Won't Last An Hour

(Thanks to BSBFB devotee Vanderleun, who knows this ain't no party, this ain't no disco, for sending that one along)

I Left My Mark... In Sam Clam's Disco

Little Known Fact: Chuck Norris Wears Chuck Testa Pajamas

If you're visibly inebriated, and need your cross-eyed leopard stuffed, Chuck Testa's your man. I wouldn't eat a hamburger at his house for all the tea in China, though.



(Thanks to Honorary Borderline Sociopath Gerard Vanderleun for sending that one along)

Are You Man Enough For A Shake-Hands Battle With Bill Murray? I Think Not

You're Not "Hang Gliding." The Other Guy Is Hang Gliding. You're Still Just A Big Overgrown Infant Barfing In Your Car Seat

The Borderline Boy Isn't Afraid To Save Some Beer For Later, Wherever It's Handy To Do So

Note To Self: Don't Start Any Fights With Dumpy-Looking Filipino Dudes

I See Borderline Sociopathic Boys Work At The Railyard, Too

Do Not Screw Around With Hungarian Don Quixote's Dulcinea-Driving-A-Mid-Priced-Economy-Sedan

The Accent Threw Me Off, But Judging By The Reaction Of The Commentators, Danny Hart Has Cured Cancer, Impregnated The Entire Oakland Raiders Cheerleading Squad, Perfected Cold Fusion, And Got The Cap Off The Aspirin Without Fumbling Around With It

(Thanks to Bond, Stanley Bond for sending that one along)

Great Moments In Borderline Sociopathic Boy Behavior, Chapter 14: I'm Tough Enough To Sing This Song. Are You Man Enough To Listen To It?

Jaysus, I can barely hear Squiggy...

Where Some See Only Calamity, Others See Opportunity

The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys heartily recommends you mute this video while you watch it. There's no need to needlessly inflict Linkin Park on yourself.

Dude Apparently Knows His Way Around Chopsticks, Sporks Too

Well, It's Not Clutch Cargo, But It's Still Pretty Kewl: Jonny Quest

Jonny Quest

Borderline Blog Swim Team! Fall In!

(Sent along by the Woman's Auxilliary of the Heartland Chapter of the Borderline Sociopathic Club for Boys. Thanks to friends of the BSBFB Leelu and Primordial Slack )

Apparently There's A Chapter Of The Borderline Sociopathic Boys Club In Russia, And They Filmed Their Christmas Party

This video might be a fraud. I watched all four minutes, and I didn't spot one miniature giraffe.

Ooh, It's A Killer Machine -- It's Got Everything

A retired fisherman in Brasil isn't going to let a little thing like a lack of legs keep him off the highway.



That dude deserves a soundtrack:



Am I the only person that ever noticed that Ian Gillan couldn't carry a tune in a pail with both hands?

(Thanks to Misterarthur for sending that one along)

Needless To Say, The Notes On This Video Are In Japanese

Google Translate to the rescue: "We have created a new 4-DOF robot using a Lego Mindstorms NXT, I made a loop in combination with the previous GBC modules."

Lego Mindstorms