Go Get A Bag Of Bats, Killer

Look at the golfs!

The Borderline Sociopathic Boy Often Ends Up With Callouses On His Fingers From Heavy Manual Work

Buddy Guy, causing and curing the blues since 1936, is our Honorary Borderline Sociopath of the Day.

(via that hive of wholesome Borderline Sociopaths, Maggie's Farm)

Remember Kids, Bring Your Parents On Your Sled Dog Excursion

You know, in case the dogs get hungry.

The Practical Aspects Of The Borderline Sociopathic Life

It's not all fun and games here at the Borderline Blog for Boys. While things like bungie jumping off Niagara Falls while lighting firecrackers and shooting clay targets with an over/under while coloring outside the lines is undoubtedly an important part of any boy's education, that's not the end of it. Practical matters must be addressed. So just in case World War One breaks out again, the always-prepared Borderline Boy should learn how to start an S.E. 5a.

Deuced difficult, those Hispano-Suiza engines.

Life Is Short. Make Sure Your Board Is Long

Remember, Even Artists Must Learn The Manly Arts

Buster Keaton was to Charlie Chaplin what Gene Kelly was to Fred Astaire. Better; less famous.

Buster Keaton, the Great Stone Face.

Merry Christmas!

Hope you don't get tinsel lung from working in the Yule mines.

There's No Ice...

... but we can still hit each other with sticks, can't we?

Sauron's Patented Torpedo-Boat-Motor Bentley Roadster

I want one. So. Bad. The EPA estimated mileage for the vehicle is somewhere between a bulldozer and a Saturn V. The instrument has yet to be invented to measure the awesome.



Christmas road test.

(via the always fun Stipistop)

If You Don't Fit In Anywhere, Sometimes You Fit In Everywhere After A While

The Honorary Borderline Sociopath of the day is Seasick Steve! Gotta make your own fun, and make what you need to make your fun, too.

Welcome To Moms' Basement, Where All The Girlfriends' Last Names Are JPEG, And All The Skydiving Is On Google Earth

Danny Woodhead Sells Danny Woodhead Jerseys. Danny Woodhead

Look out Green Bay, he's after your Lucky Charms.

Danny Woodhead.

The Royal Tenenbaums Go Longboarding

(Suggested by Internaut Extraordinaire Vanderleun)

They See Me Rollin'. They Hatin'

You Got Like Three Feet Of Air That Time

As Our Story Opens, The Love Child Of Marie Antoinette And Chuck Norris Threatens To Get Up In Your Grill With A Fan...

(Thanks to Charles Schneider and Brian Erb for sending this one along)

If You Don't Think The Soundtrack Matters, Try Changing One And See What Happens

"Raising 2012." You know, it's almost entertaining like this:

Well, It's Not A Flying Car, But It's Still Pretty Goo... Wait, It Is A Flying Car. Awesome

(Thanks to Don Neuendorf for sending that one along)

One Can't Help But Notice That BSBFB Behavior Is Often Accompanied By An Inability To Spell: "Homemade"

Correlation does not necessarily imply causation, of course; you have to take in to account all the blows to the head along the way.

You Can Bungie Jump, Snowboard Off Cliffs, Skydive, Cliff Dive, Surf The Pipeline, Whatever; It's All Conversation Compared To This, And Always Will Be

Something Plow King This Way Comes

(From Charles Schneider)

Racing! Indubitably! Bob's Your Uncle! I'm Chuffed! It's Cracking Good! Been Looking Left, Right, And Centre For This! Dangerous? Codswollop!

(via: Axis of Oversteer)

Saving Centurion Ryan

Greatest Hits! Or Misses! Or Something

Reader Mark Barsocchini sent this one along, thinking it has BSBFB written all over it. True dat. I think we've run each of these clips, one at a time. They're mostly dumb fun -- the best kind; the last one is the only true badass one, though. Enjoy.

Has The World Gone Mad?! All The Furniture Is Chrome, And The Motorcycles Are Made Of Wood

Carpentaria Carlos Alberto of Portugal asks the only question we ever ask around here: Why be normal?

Carlos Alberto

In A White Room, With Pine Curtains, We Went Sledding

Hey Santa. I've Been Very Good. I Like Trains. Just Sayin'

Fantastic old-school train diorama. From Hungary, I think --I'm sorry, but I don't speak jive, but maybe someone can translate.

(From the always fun Stipistop)

If The World Should Last Another Billion Years, Women Will Never Understand The Dr. Demento Show. Good, Let's Hang Out There

Power Salad!



Don't make me find Fish Heads.

Borderline Blog Hall Of Fame: Harry Houdini

Harry Houdini 1874-1926 Magician, stuntman, escape artist, and exposer of humbugs.





Harry Houdini

Alas, Like So Many Things On The Intertunnel, The Website's Dead Now

Here's to you, Mr. Baltic Birch Plywood Wizard, wherever you've gone.

I Went To The Football Game, And A Volleyball Game Broke Out