A Swedish Challenger Appears!

Sorry, no. There can be only one, and he's from Providence Rhode Island, baby:

The Borderline Boy Doesn't Like To Pay Tolls

Real Men Of Genius: Upholstered Division

Here's to you, Mr. Doing Nothing But Watching Football From The Couch Man.

Someone's Unwisely Subbed Out Their Jetpack Contract To A Bidet Manufacturer

Real Men Don't Build Ships In A Bottle For A Hobby

Real men get fools to remove the wheel chocks on the Sopwith Camel they built and then fly around with a Supermarine Spitfire.



The Vintage Aviator

Mongols Know A Little Something About Racing Horses

We Have No Idea What's Going On In This Video, But Of Course We Approve 143%

How Real Men Trim Their Hedge

Let's Go Surfin' Now -- Everybody's Learnin' How -- Come On To...Home Depot?...With Me

Thanks to Charles S. for sending this one along.

What Every BSBFB Mother Already Knows: You Can Still Put Up A Fight With A Full Diaper

Worst. Hitchhiker. Evar.

When You're Choosing Sides, Always Pick The Tall Kid FIrst

A Swedish Meatball Wearing A Toupee Holds A Race Of Miniature Cars In 1965

Well, alrighty then.

The Borderline Boy Is Never Alone, Because He Brings His Awesome With Him Wherever He Goes

Today's Honorary Borderline Boys are the dudes at Alone and Unafraid

It's The Horn That Makes It So Manly

Anybody Speak Australian?

I think he said the dagnabbit is shambling over the scotchgard, with a pitot tube patchouli phalarope dissembling about an Occam's melon baller. But I might have misheard. Anyway, cool motorcycle, bro.

Real Men Recycle

Of course, there are style rules which must be followed. No rinsing out tuna cans, please.



Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending this one along.

Men Are Dumb

If she plays her cards right, the second coat he provides will be a fur one.

A Boy And His Dog, BSBFB Style

Lawnmower Racing: DEATH OR GLORY!!!!!!!!11!!111!1

First Rule Of BSBFB Behavior: When They Point The Camera At You, Do Something

The Borderline Boy Does Not Get His Trailer Wedged In An Alley

He is, however, willing to stand around and giggle after you nail it.

I'm A Plastic Fantastic Lover

Fantastic plastic!

Dude Needs A Four-Point Harness To Play X-Box. Seriously.

Sometimes I get the impression that the whole world is under-employed.

Well, The Olympics Has A Hammer Throw. Why Not A Mortar Throw?

Note to every single person on the Intertunnel: That substance is not "cement". It's mortar. And the thing you're mistaking this mortar for isn't "cement," either; it's concrete.

Real Men Of Genius: Potato Chips From A Microwave

Sometimes, when a real man is standing in his tidy-whities in the kitchen watching football and eating cold Beefaroni from the can, he gets the urge for a second course. This is that man. That is this course.

Dude Should Get A Printer That Can Handle Sheet Metal

It's like origami. It's like ships in a bottle. It's like CAD heaven. It's like...

I don't know what it's like, actually. I'm just glad it's time lapse, 'cause this dude has the staying power of a barnacle.



Kranestyle

It's The Fourth Of July. I Demand A Marching Band

OK Go solves the problem of John Phillip Sousa kicking the bucket eighty years ago. With ghillie suits.

Top Of The Food Chain, Ma!

Noise? What noise? Oh, that. Just the purr of an engine. It's not an annoying noise like your little sister snapping her gum on a long car ride.

Borderline Sociopathic Boy: Vuvuzela Division

Hey, it's more manly than soccer. I guess. Whatever.

Borderline Sociopathic Boy: Too Much Time On My Hands Division

Josh Womack is a major league minor leaguer, don't you think?