This Fellow Does Not Qualify For Honorary Borderline Sociopathic Boy Status

The man that's willing to waterski behind him surely would.

I'll Shiver My Own Timbers, Thank You Very Much

Building Little Leon

The Steam Is Strong With This One

Greg Peltz is a young fellow with a hogshead of talent. He's a CG modeler from San Francisco, and he's done a dashed good Verneian gloss on those mechanical coves from that space opera. Bully! I say.
Greg Peltz

Dude Must Have A Crazy Paper Route

The US Should Let Vader Take All Our Penalty Kicks

Don't Let Your Borderline Boy Fall Into The Clutches Of The Evil Underworld Of Frolf

Clarkson With A Mulletfro Drives The Oval Office

How The Borderline Machinist Boy Sharpens His Pencil

Hey Guys: Rome Once Ruled The Mediterranean. They Didn't Do It By Dressing Up Like Etruscans And Inhaling Bus Fumes

Creme That Egg

Cadbury apparently had a contest to see who could smash one of their creme eggs in the most interesting fashion. Makes sense to me; I'd do anything to one of those things except eat it. They're disgusting. But this Pitagora Suitchi method is sublime!



I get the impression that this is a dorm-room lounge, and that these aren't liberal arts majors.

Uh - Oh. The Germans Are Interested In Fancy Uniforms Again

You know the Germans always make good stuff.



Mom's basement is apparently in the attic in Germany.

For heaven's sake, will you please go outside. It won't kill you, I promise.

Needs More Cowbell

Not That Big Of A Deal. Most Drummers Are Sitting In A Puddle Of Urine

He drools a bit less than the average drummer, though.



Rock on, little feller!

Someday They'll Write A Half-Decent Song To Go Along With Their Video, And People Will Forget Elvis Ever Existed

Ok Go's latest is a barrel of monkeys, as usual.

Of Course You Know This Means War!

Beat Codpiece Cowell! is a rallying cry any Borderline Boy would respond to.

Remember Kids: This Method Is Fine To Save Money On A Dentist. If Dad Suggests It Instead Of A Mohel, Run Away From Home

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending this one along)

The Official Soundtrack To Any Self-Respecting BSBFB Behavior

Remember, kids, whether you're siphoning gas from your neighbor's Hummer or making a suicide vest from firecrackers for your sister's Barbie, you need to have a theme song. Have all the voices in your head sing along! It's fun.

Happy 100th, You Damp Old Frenchman, You

Jacques Cousteau, (June 1910 – June 1997) one of the most adventurous men who ever lived. A Borderline Boy if there ever was one, and inspiration to a million more.

What Does The Borderline Boy With A $15,000 Budget Make? A Mechanical Spider, Of Course

The Baja 1000. It's Like The Road Warrior, Only Dirtier

The Baja 1000

Hi. I Can Design And Produce A Functioning Lee-Enfield Rifle Made From LEGO, But I Can't Focus A Camera

A Real Man Isn't Afraid To Pilot A Flying Massage Table

How About Some Nice Classical Music? STOP! HAMMERTIME!

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending this one along)

That Looks Vaguely Dangerous

I mean, what's the chances the LED lighting apparatus they've mounted on their bikes is UL listed?

Greek Motorcycling Is Like Greek Economics

Nail it, roll through the red lights, weave in and out of other, safer traffic, try not to get caught, and try not to crash.



When you're all done, you can always say you're sorry.

Skydiving Without A Parachute. Or A Plane. Or A Sky, Now That You Mention It. Or Any Air, Really. I Dunno. It's Some Sort Of Diving

Pure. Unadulterated. WIN.

Eiffel Down

Nature, In Its Infinite Wisdom, Has Given Man Opposable Thumbs And The Intellect To Use Tools. It's Been All Down Hill Since Then

Real Men Of Genius: Here's To You, Mr. Drummer Who Refuses To Take His Medication.