Keep It Real, Yo, Right Until You Can't Keep It At All

I believe the correct term is "joie de vivre".



Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending this one along.

Mashups I Wish I'd Made, Part Twenty-Four

Sometimes A Man Has To Defend Himself

Best to do it in style.

Real Men Of Genius: The Lawn

The Marriage Of Headbangin' Figaro, Bro

You Can Never Win...

... if you're not allowed to lose. Pull.

The Good Old Days!

Upon reflection, they weren't all that great. Mostly canned vegetables and lots of plastic.

Guns Are Scary

Not as scary as a spelling pop-quiz, or eating broccoli, or stuff like that, though.

Got Verne?

The ne plus ultra of Steampunk templates.



James Mason was always a terrific villain.

State Of The Art Toys

Always best to stay right on the cutting edge in these matters.

It's Not Grooming...

It's more like wrestling. Enjoy it now; later on in life it'll become more like Hide-And-Seek.

I'll Wreck Dad's Car Someday

But I promise not to get killed... until I get home.

If You're Good Enough At ANYTHING, Hot Blondes Will Chase You Right Up A Mountain

Reinhold Messner

For Some Reason, A Guy Wearing A Goalie Mask Sculpted A Bioshock Videogame Character Using A Only A Bunch Of Chainsaws And A Blowtorch

For some other reason, we watch him do it.

A Soundtrack For Your Road Rash

Wow. Giants Fans Sure Are Hardcore

Gotta support the team.

Not Now, Mom; I'm Strafing.

Muskles

It's your own weight you have to learn to carry first.

No Poodles

Sorry about the puddle. Both puddles.

What's A "Fan Dance?"

Only one way to find out.

And My Helmet Is A Slouch Hat

A lack of seatbelts is not a reason not to ride. Nothing's more dangerous than walking on a farm.

Sex Education Is For City Folks

Mad To The Max

Grant Page was the stunt coordinator for Mad Max, and lots of other B movies he gets an A for effort in. He needs a hobby, I think.



Grant Page.

I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

I know you and your son were presidents, but I hit three home runs in a World Series game.

Twice.

Just Looking

Thank God for girls in Sunday School.

A Dangerous Scene

No, not the fighting. That's wholesome. There's asbestos insulation on the pipes overhead.

Right Field's An Out !

But nowhere else ever is.

Mom Said It Was Either The Dog, Or Shoes

A man makes up his own mind.