Now The First Of December Was Covered With Snow

BSBFBoys loves the demo videos for the GoPro HERO ruggedized wearable HD camera. Who needs marketing? Just let the thing out in the wild.

Exclusive Footage Of Mr. Spock's Paperboy

Some Day This Guy Will Rule The World!

It will be a very small world, likely in the concrete structure directly below his mother's world, but by gad he will rule it with Mad Skillz like these:



Woo Hoo!

Remember Kids: Safety First --Table Division

The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys reader knows that to be daring is not the same as being reckless. Always check the tables you are going to pick up with your teeth for lead paint before proceeding. And make sure the tots have up-to-date immunizations before you throw them on the pile, too.

If You Make Every Square Foot Of Your Town Into Hardscape, Expect Someone To Ride Around On It

via: The Come Up

"That Was A Bad Idea" Is Our Motto Around Here

Like Martha Stewart For Six-Year-Old Boys, Only... Different Somehow

Merry Christmas Everybody!

Merry Christmas 2009

Hope you don't get tinsel lung from working in the Yule mines.

Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills. You Know, Like Nunchuku Skills, Bow Hunting Skills, Tape Measure Skills...

Thanks to Charles at JohnnyGlendale for sending this along.

What Self-Respecting Six-Year-Old Boy Wouldn't Want This Job ?

Or Batman. You could be Batman. That would be OK, too.

He Doesn't Know How To Ride A Bike Properly

BSBFB favorite Danny Macaskill making his way around town without touching the ground much.



Thanks, Pastor Jeff, for sending that one along.

Old School Robots!

Paralyzed and hypnotized by its googly robot eyes, I had no choice but to put this on my Christmas list.

One Word: Robots!

Fede Alvarez says he spent about $300 to make a film short about titanic robots invading his home country Uruguay. It was worth his time and effort:

Well, apparently nothing gets by Hollywood these days. The lucky duck told the BBC, "I uploaded 'Ataque de Panico!' on a Thursday and on Monday my inbox was totally full of emails from Hollywood studios." Long story short, a bidding war ensued. The offer he pocketed: A $30 million deal with Sam "Spiderman" Raimi's Ghost House Pictures. That's a nice return on investment.

Without further ado, let's bring on the robots and explosions.



Via: Yahoo Movies

Jokes In Canada: Everyone Is The Straight Man

Even the women. But hey, I like their Clarence Birdseye approach to fishing.



Thanks, Pastor Jeff, for sending this one along.

How To Move A Piano

Version One: Use your head, your back, and simple machines.



Version Two: Use your fingers, your sense of humor, and complex machines.

How Was Your Vacation This Summer, Helmut?

It was OK. My girlfriend and I hopped on my motorcycle and we went to the scenic overlook at the Grimselpass. Then a human Transformer/Bionicle passed us on a straightaway going about sixty MPH. How about you?



[Editor's Note: The "Nude" in the title refers to band name on the soundtrack. Jean Yves Blondeau is hardcore, but not that hardcore. Thanks to Sean for sending this along]

Do A Backflip On A Harley In The Czech Republic And The Crowd Will Go Wild. Then A Pretty Girl Will Hug You

Then some dude with a tinsel mohawk and wearing Liberace's bathrobe will yell in your ear until you're deaf.

[Thanks to Charles from JohnnyGlendale.com for sending this along.]

A Boy And His Doggie

I'm trying to work up a joke involving "Power Steering," but it's not working out too well. Maybe I'll switch to "Rich, Corinthian Leather" and try again.

via Plime

To Be Or Not To Be. That Is The Question. Yah, It Is

Brian Cox helps a tot shake his spear.

Slightly Better Production Values Than Starsky And Hutch; Much Better Character Development Than Kojak

Telephone Poles Look Like A Picket Fence

The Borderline Boy always has Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen playing in the background in his garage.

In Football, The Boring Guys Are Always The Most Exciting

Mike Haynes talking about covering Steve Largent. They don't make 'em like that anymore.



(For Adam)

Jackie Chan Is Not A Stuntman. He's A Five-Year-Old Boy With A Larger Budget

Why Be Normal?

Everybody talks like Spicoli, and then they show you an innovative new drive chain that Edison and Ford might sit up and take notice of. Why be normal?



via:The Come Up

Hostile Takeover

Jay Gould, Leland Stanford,and Cornelius Vanderbilt nod and smile.

Father Told Us Not To Pitch Pennies

Yeah, but he winked.

Faucet Water Tastes Best

100% USRDA of iron, delivered in rust form.

Don't Try This At Home Kids

You need two apartment buildings, anyway.



The Borderline Boy is not reckless. He gets paid to jump off buildings.

Even When The Borderline Boy Gets A Little Older, He Is Not Afraid Of Gravity

It's sudden deceleration you have to look out for, anyway, not gravity.

When Your Tie Clip Is A Piano With Emphysema And Your Alphabet Is all Backwards And Upside Down, How're You Going To Get To Carnegie Hall?

Practice.



Thanks, Pastor Jeff, for sending this along.

Don't Leave The Galaxy Without It

You can almost smell the interstellar ozone right through the Internet-O-graph, can't you? Dr. Grordbort's Unnatural Selector:

The "Venusian Worm Oak" used for the stock is a favorite here at the BSBFB. We used it sparingly in all our treehouses.

Lots more Steampunky fun at Dr. Grordbort's. Keep an eye open for Shallow Beaked Grogans. Nasty business, those.