Yardcrasher

If you need any air moved, he's your man.

Rocking Horse Rocks

Designed by Felix Götze. Link from: The Blogpaper

The Borderline Boy Knows Dignity Is Internal. Well, Attached, Anyhow

A Boy And His Electrons

Pro Tip: The Borderline Boy May Very Well Construct A Trebuchet

The Borderline Boy declines to ride on one, however.

Eventually, You're Going To Have To Grow Up

There is no reason for anyone to notice that, however.

[Via: IGN ]

You're Still Playing With Toys, But There Are Indications You Might Break Out Of It

This LEGO animation goes to eleven:

Catch A Wave And You're Sittin' On Top Of The World

But some guy droning on about it for a soundtrack? Pshaw! I want Dick Dale!



I'm not sure if the drummer is smiling, or is passing a kidney stone.

Honorary Borderline Sociopath Of The Day: Ken Imhoff

Dude built his own Lamborghini in his basement, by himself, over seventeen years. At least it wasn't his Mom's basement.



It's presumptuous to offer advice to such a stalwart fellow, but here goes: Next time, buy a Lamborghini with cash, and build a house around it by yourself. It won't take seventeen years, and a house is worth a lot more.

Still; it rumbles nice:

Remember, Borderline Boys: Go Big Or Go Home

Remember Kids: Waste Your Time Wisely

"Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." -Vincent Van Gogh


Well, at least no one lost an ear. For that we can be grateful.

Joshua Slocum Approves

Zac Sunderland is the youngest person to sail alone around the world. Just 17 years old. First person that tells him to get a haircut and a job gets a beating from me.



The pirates let him pass. I bet ninjas, highwaymen, rogues, and various other marauders would have too. Professional courtesy.

Thanks, Pastor Jeff, for sending this along.

Hey Fellas, Hold My Beer And Watch This

The Borderline Boy always manages to show up on a highlight reel somewhere.

The Borderline Boy Is Known To Occasionally Play With Dolls

Hmm... Barbie never comes with a gasmask, so I guess it's OK.

See more pictures at Steampunk Fashion

The Borderline Boy Often Wears Running Shoes

Running a business, I mean.

David Meshow Is The Most Famous Person You've Never Heard Of

He's our Honorary Borderline Sociopath of the Day, for understanding that you always take everything you're doing seriously, but you never take yourself seriously.



That video alone has over eight million YouTube views, and he's got lots more just like it. Let's see you do that by yourself in a bedroom at your Mom's house.

Rock on, dude. The David Meshow.

Oh, The Humanity!

If you wish to carry off a debonair wild-man vibe while piloting a motorcycle with a sidecar, it's best if the sidecar looks like the Hindenburg coming right at you.

[Go ahead, click the picture and make it more biggerer. It's from the interesting Motorcycles of the Twentieth Century]

So I'm In This Bar...

I was batting cleanup for the Yankees at the time. I was wearing my Congressional Medal of Honor over my Marks and Spencer suit and flashing a bit of cash. I couldn't have attracted more women if I was a bonbon factory having a day-old sale.

And then this bowlegged Italian-looking guy about three feet tall comes in.

I imagine I'll feel that alone again two weeks after they bury me.

(Thanks to Mr. Arthur for reminding us of Fangio)

The Borderline Boy Never Learns Guitar Solos With The Recording On The Wrong Speed

Don't let shredding happen to you! Learn a song with words, and meet girls.

Tony Curtis Is In This Video. Somewhere. I Guess. Whatever

The Borderline Boy understands that the husband of Janet Leigh and the father of Jamie Lee Curtis' opinion on these matters must be trusted. Let him pick out all your girls on trampolines for you.

The Borderline Boy Appreciates Athleticism

The Borderline Boy Is Almost Always In A Hurry

And it's almost always for the same reason.

Go Ahead, Make Faces

The Borderline Boy knows there's no point in being serious in a silly business.

Just Tell Mom You're Saving Up To Buy A Bicycle

Don't tell her it's a Harley-Davidson "bicycle." And don't wear pants with flappy pantlegs or you'll end up beside yourself when you end up behind yourself.

[From the fascinating: Motorcycles of the Twentieth Century]

Offerings To The God Of Speed

Jon Is Our Honorary Borderline Sociopath Of The Day

But we must face facts. It's not that good.

It's only 14 percent better than the original, after all.

Happy Fourth of July!

We're bad mofos! Don't ever forget it!

If Werner Von Braun And Al Bundy Made A Go-Kart Together, It Would Look Like This

Have A Dangerous Summer

Of course, bullfighting has elements of brutality, but so does surgery, hunting, and the income tax. --James Michener

The Plans Call For A Six-Horse...

So of course any self-respecting honorary BSBFBoy worth his salt puts an eighteen on there.



Make your own fun!