Ah. So Much Borderline Blog For Boys Behavior In One Place

First, we ride motorcycles hands-free, standing on the seat, wearing only a muslin cap for head protection. Then we figure out how an automobile differential works. If only they had all eaten an earthworm at the end, it would have been perfection.

180 MPH In A Go-Kart Wearing A Cut-Off T-Shirt

The Indianapolis 500 in 1957

Borderline Blog For Boys Hall Of Fame: Righteous Drummer Fro Annex

Cumulative Cool Factor: +999

Let's see; we've got:

Recumbent tricycle: -1
Recumbent tricycle made like this: +1000

by and from: Steuben's Wheelmen

Little Known Fact: Steve McQueen's Hair Was So Mighty He Used It For A Motorcycle Helmet

It's All Downhill From Here

Dude! You were once in a Cadillac convertible with Ann Margaret! Since your life can't possibly get any better than that, you're doomed. You'll keep keep trying to top it, of course, and fail miserably for the rest of your life.

Sucks to be you. The rest of us can live happily ever after, forever wishing we were once in a Cadillac convertible with Ann Margaret.

What The Borderline Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive Boy Is Up To If He Has Enough LEGO

When In Doubt, The Borderline Boy Puts An Engine On Everything

Even his tree fort:


The 1885 Daimler from Motorcycles of the 20th Century

Mom, My Confirmation Suit Fits Funny

Pretty Much The Penultimate Example Of The BSBFB Ethos: Let's Watch A Video Of A Girl In A Bikini Shooting A Double Barrelled Potato Gun

The Borderline Sociopathic Boy Tries His Hand At Interior Decoration

Bathroom's up next. Not sure there's even going to be a seat.

From: Ironic Sans

Girls

They want your cake.

Treasure Island Kite

I'm not sure, but I think there has to be wind, and you have to let go of it.

No Woman Can Resist The Fedora

In extreme cases, I'm forced to display my mighty pencil-thin moustache at full throttle. When all else fails, I casually mention I killed four men to get the sixteen fifty, even though I have four grand in my pocket. Gets 'em every time.


via: Fulltable

We Live In A World...

...where children wear a helmet to ride a bicycle in their driveway, then watch movies and wish they were Cyril Raffaelli.

Boy children, I mean. Girl children wish all the boys were Cyril Raffaelli, period.

Killing The Bear Is The Easy Part

A Giant Among Borderline Sociopathic Boys Makes A Public Appearance

He's on the right. If you look closely, he's wearing a ribbon so you can differentiate him from the bulldog.

The Most Subversive Thing You Can Be Is Talented, Young, And Polite

No one ever expects that.



It won't hurt you none when you grow up.

In Soviet Russia, Arcade Plays YOU!!

More fun than a day off in a gulag.

(From: The Museum of Soviet Arcade Machines)

You Could, You Know, Watch TV

Or maybe make your own spyplane. It involves going outdoors.

BSBFB Hall of Fame -- Baseball Division

The greatest performance-enhancing drugs known to man are apparently hot dogs, beer, tobacco, and perfume.

Justice Of The Peace

Remember, Borderline Sociopath boys, that there may or may not be justice in there; but there will be peace -- one way or the other.

Hey, Kids, Don't Try This At Home

But then again, where the hell else would you try it?

One Of Only Two BSBFB Sanctioned Toyboxes

Popular Mechanics has a fascinating look at the ultimate in Rube Goldberg hide-your-stash technology from the 19th century. The Russian Tula Antique Strongbox. The discerning borderline sociopathic boy can go off and ride his bike without a helmet knowing that if anyone tries to get into his steel strongbox to steal his baseball cards and slingshot, there's two loaded pistols ready to dissuade the malefactors, set to go off if you can manage to get the lid raised. Even if you're sturdy enough to continue after being ventilated, any stash-robber must navigate their way through more locks than Indiana Jones could ever handle.

• The upper safe is a small raised box with a keyhole hidden on its top. Its lock is an astonishing 12-bolt system that must be opened before moving on to the last challenge, the lower safe. Unlike the one before it, this lower safe has a keyhole located behind the central rib toward the front of the box. A button on the brim of the safe releases a spring that reveals the last keyhole to be unlocked. This last locking mechanism has an even more remarkable 16 bolts.

Neato lock. Reminds us of the old-school steampunk pirate chest with the awesome iron lock we saw here.

Thanks, Angelinfreefall, for sending this one along.