Let's Pretend!

The bobby will pretend to be angry, and the kids will pretend to be afraid.

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Honorary Borderline Sociopath - Baby Division

This Week In School I Learned About Robin Hood And Fire Truck

Mom Told Me To Go Outside And Play

So I'm going to go rob a train. BRB

Hit Anything, Lem?

I dunno. I wasn't aiming at anything.

Walt Sauron

Sugarplums. Gumdrops. Talking mice. Yeah right.

The guy slaughtered Bambi's mom. He's a badass. He's the entertainment Terminator.

Remember Kids: Be Calmer And Smarter Than Everyone Else

But if anyone makes you so much as raise your eyebrow more than twice, give them the Vulcan Death Grip.

(Fantastic fotomanipulation by Rabittooth.com)

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Mom Feels Guilty So She Buys Me Toys

Me? I'd give it all up if she'd just agree to stop dressing me like a deckhand in Peter Pan's navy.

The Trouble With Little Brothers Is They're Not Very Aerodynamic

But you bring them along anyhow.

If It's Good Enough For Rocket J. Squirrel, It's Good Enough For Me

Thanks, reader Smartdogs for sending this one along.

Remember Kids, When You Have To Commute...

...make sure that when people see your ride parked outside your office, they think the insane clone lovechild of Batman and Jules Verne must be in that building somewhere.


The 1949 Moto Major 350 from: Bike EXIF

Rule Number One: Go As Fast As You Can

Rule Number Two: Don't squeal like a four-year-old girl if someone who follows Rule Number One offers you a ride.

Defense Wins Championships

Just like regular yachting, the only way to improve this sport would be to mount deck guns on the boats. Defense wins championships!

(Thanks, Deb in Madison, for sending this along.)

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South of the border, now that I consider it.