I lost my job making glass eyes for merry-go-round horses back in my youth. I decided to become a mercenary commando soldier, you know, hired gun, but unwisely chose the Salvation Army as my outfit. I never got to kill anybody, and I've got tinnitus in my right ear from the bell now.
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I enjoyed it, and apparently Dave Barry enjoyed it, as well.
Who's Dave Barry?
The Official Borderline Blog For Boys opinion is that Dave Barry is teh funnay, so we approve of his approval.
That was hilarious! And congrats on the Barry-lanche...
(As one of the folks who misses your contributions at the House of Alt, it's nice to read you again. I'll be back more frequently.)
Wicked.
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