Skis Cost Too Much Money. Try Hurting Yourself Sledding First And See If You Like It

Remember Kids, Wear A Helmet...

...to protect the public. Otherwise you might exude too much awesome and hurt some innocent bystander.

The Balsa Wood Kind With The Rubber-Band-Powered Propeller Are Swell, Too

Stimulus Plan

Promoting the general welfare.

Experience Is A Hard Teacher But Man Will Learn From No Other

Dramatic Chipmunk Is Dramatic

If A Boy's Going To Learn To Read, Steps Must Be Taken