Men Can Cook, Too, You Know

How Dumb Are Boys?

They actually like sitting at the kid's table.

Guitar Hero

Remember kids, Guitar Hero is just data entry. Wait until you grow up and have a crummy cubicle job to do that. Get a real guitar, learn to play it, and you might not ever have a real job; but you'll always have a girlfriend's couch to sleep on.

Remember Kids: Chicks Dig Boron

That, and Phil Spector hairdos.

The "Black Box" Report On The Failure Of The Public Schools

Little known fact: Back in the seventies, the inventors of the VHS tape started a sinister organization to turn American schoolchildren into mind-numbed robots whose lives were devoted solely to the worship of inexpensive home video tape entertainment. We've uncovered rarely-seen footage of the evil effects of the "VHS Youth."

Fathers All Over The World, Dissatisfied With The Quality Of People Available On The Planet, Make Their Own People Instead

Ron Artis and his Family.

Remember Kids: Brush Your Teeth Or Muhammad Ali Will Knock Them Out